Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me the day after returning...

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 08:20 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me the day after returning from my grandmother's funeral. FML

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kissingkittens 16

Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:39

I'm very sorry for your loss and I'm sorry that your ex has awful timing and no class. I wish you the best.

JustTheTruth42 13

Tuesday 3 May 2016 7:04

Sorry going to be that guy, but why should he be stupid in a relationship he doesn't want any longer just for the sake of the OP's feelings. Yeah I get that it sucks, but how long should he have waited?

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:36

Ouch

kissingkittens 16

Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:39

I'm very sorry for your loss and I'm sorry that your ex has awful timing and no class. I wish you the best.

JustTheTruth42 13

Tuesday 3 May 2016 7:04

bookworm2345 11

Tuesday 3 May 2016 6:06

I know how u feel. my husband did the same thing right after my gram died.

ThatChamorro 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 7:21

RIP OP's nana

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