Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend begged me to have sex because we hadn't for...

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By pandora - 09/05/2016 04:41 - United States - Bedford

Today, my boyfriend begged me to have sex because we hadn't for a while. We waited until his parents were asleep and when we were about to do it, when his best friend asked him to play video games. Guess I'm not getting any tonight. FML

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dnissila 10

Monday 9 May 2016 16:11

Well if he had to beg in the first place you kinda deserve it.

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dnissila 10

Monday 9 May 2016 16:11

Well if he had to beg in the first place you kinda deserve it.

rnarshmallow 21

Monday 9 May 2016 21:15

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