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By strictly cum prancing - 11/12/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML

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Skarkie321 18

Saturday 12 December 2015 8:05

You should be happy that you have a boyfriend who is so supportive.

itscomplicated15 6

Saturday 12 December 2015 8:10

Do the date on another day, OP. Your BF is a good friend and you should value that on the guy you are with :)

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Babygirlajlg 1

Wednesday 23 December 2015 17:58

i love this

hwasnak 13

Saturday 21 May 2016 0:00

Sometimes friends need to come first

bshephard3822 9

Friday 2 September 2016 5:39

Clearly you don't understand how important drag queen competitions are

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 24 December 2017 3:17

Depends when he backed out... if it was last minute I really understand your frustration. However if it was a few days before I think it's great he's helping out his friend and maybe he'll make it up to you?

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