Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:57

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

LifeOnBlast19 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

Comments

BadKitty13 28

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:02

OMG THAT IS EXTREMLY CREEPY. AND PRETTY AKWARD .........

FirestarFML 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:32

Creepy........

melantysaurus 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:56

That is just messed up. Though... Props to op's mum for caring....

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:12

Lock your door.

KiwiEatsUAll 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:20

That's so embarrassing I'd either explode or blush to death.

madeline1960 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:34

that's all I can say WOW .. that's F&&& UP .

rayne2021 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:43

WORST! PARENT! EVERRRR!!!!

TuteSweet 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:05

Damnn

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:06

Well, was he wearing one or not? If not, YDI. If so, find another place to hump next time.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:10

my mom would have done something worse.

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