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By cantlookyouintheeyes - 04/06/2016 12:39 - United States - Steubenville

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He threw the condom in the trash along with other items that needed to be thrown out. Later, his dad called him to ask him why he threw out old hair clippers, which he then picked up, along with our used condom. I can't look his dad in the eyes now. FML

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Draysor 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 7:28

Why was his Dad snooping in the trashcan anyways? That's really creepy.

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Draysor 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 7:28

Why was his Dad snooping in the trashcan anyways? That's really creepy.

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