Today, my bio teacher added 8 chapters of material to the final....

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By bound.to.fail - 06/05/2018 22:03 - United States - East Chicago

Today, my bio teacher added 8 chapters of material to the final. We have to do homework on it too. He hasn’t covered it in class and I’m taking the final in two days because I have to be admitted to the hospital next week. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 81

You deserved it 3

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 9 May 2018 6:53

is that like extenuating circumstances? If not, sounds like you should get extenuating circumstances.

Comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 9 May 2018 6:53

is that like extenuating circumstances? If not, sounds like you should get extenuating circumstances.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, my mother went out of her way to, over completely trivial bullshit, wake me up early on the only two days of the week I don’t have to wake up at 4:30AM, drive an hour both ways, and work my fingers to the bone for twelve hours straight. This is why I’m so soul-shreddingly desperate to move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 911

You deserved it 154

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 916

You deserved it 3 950

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 726

You deserved it 4 028

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 327

You deserved it 27 735

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 068

You deserved it 213

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 266

You deserved it 5 723