Today, my best friend of 14 years wont talk to me because she... - FML

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By Irons - 09/11/2018 05:51

Today, my best friend of 14 years wont talk to me because she “doesnt share my feelings.” Weird, cause it was her that made a move on me last month when I was in town. We slept together that night and every night til I left. She is the one who kissed me but now my feelings are suddenly a problem FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 11 November 2018 22:39

What a nut job

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 11 November 2018 22:39

What a nut job

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