Animals: Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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Ireland3 20

Friday 26 May 2017 0:07

You better call a preacher and buy some holy water and crosses.

millsjoshua949 12

Tuesday 4 August 2020 23:46

im sorry but your child needs help.

randybryant799 20

Monday 29 November 2021 0:53

If he did this on purpose he needs help. NOW!!!

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