Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have... - FML

By Tise81 - 22/06/2019 14:00 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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Stay in school, kids...

By Anonymous - 30/12/2017 01:30

Today, my son told me he got a tattoo to honour our German heritage. The bloody fool got an eagle and swastika on his arm. I had to explain to a 20-year-old what WWII was. He’s now researching laser removal. Idiot. FML

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For life

By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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By XoxoChula - 22/03/2013 05:41 - United States

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

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Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:08 - United States - Redding

Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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BigCrawley 5

Saturday 22 June 2019 15:41

No ragrets.

julfunky 29

Saturday 22 June 2019 15:26

Take comfort in knowing it’ll fade more quickly than a tattoo somewhere else. With hands washing and general use, hand tattoos get faded.

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julfunky 29

Saturday 22 June 2019 15:26

Take comfort in knowing it’ll fade more quickly than a tattoo somewhere else. With hands washing and general use, hand tattoos get faded.

BigCrawley 5

Saturday 22 June 2019 15:41

No ragrets.

peithecelt 28

Friday 28 June 2019 11:45

I thought that word was spelled regerts?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 June 2019 16:39

I guess he has regerts now. The best place to go for tattoo repair is Chi-tonw. Hopefully, the misspelling will become accepted alternatives like “thru” and “light” and “libary” and “Febuary.”

Sinshine 28

Saturday 22 June 2019 19:00

What's wrong with light? o.O

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 June 2019 19:37

It’s supposed to be “lite,” duh!😂😂😂

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 22 June 2019 21:57

Az lon az the tatoo is in gud tast, i rely dont se a problim wif won grammer mistak.

TxKitten79 10

Sunday 23 June 2019 20:32

*groan* lol.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 23 June 2019 22:28

You would if you wanted a tattoo that said "I love ducks", and got one that said "I love dicks".

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 24 June 2019 0:42

So what was misspelled. And, maybe it was that way for a reason? At least I hope it was...

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That little guy definitely needs some help!

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Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically remarked, "Wow. SO impressive," whilst slow-clapping. FML

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