Today, my husband and I have been trying to have a baby for almost... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2019 06:45

Today, my husband and I have been trying to have a baby for almost a year. I finally have a good chance to get pregnant this month, and I am ovulating today for the first time in 3 months...my husband has the flu, he is highly contagious for the next 24 hours, and has been asleep since I got home from work. FML

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J15237 25

Wednesday 18 December 2019 2:42

So climb on top of him and get what you need. I know its not romantic, but trying to get pregnant is hard enough. All you need his is sperm anyway. So get what you need.

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J15237 25

Wednesday 18 December 2019 2:42

So climb on top of him and get what you need. I know its not romantic, but trying to get pregnant is hard enough. All you need his is sperm anyway. So get what you need.

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