Intimacy: Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down...

By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 10:07

Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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JassyJas 2

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:04

Wtf your family thought it was normal to randomly pull down your shorts in their presence?? O_o

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:24

^ Guys get criticized for not knowing that girls wipe after taking a leak, so I'm going to criticize you for thinking all erections are intentional. You're stupid.

Comments

imright24 0

Monday 30 August 2010 14:46

You sit around in your underwear with your family? If that's normal for your family, I'm sure they've seen it before, if not tasted it.

usmcbunny 0

Monday 30 August 2010 17:10

LUL U SOOO FUNNii It's pretty typical for boys to wear boxers in front of their families.

MetalFish 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:11

#170... they never go away... they always haunt us whilst we work or at school or whatever. I personally think it just gets bored and needs a stretch xD

guitarman201 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 4:33

hahahahagagagagahahahagagahahagaha. this is an fml so so your D must be small

guitarman201 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 4:34

hahahah lmfao rofl lmao lmfao told lmao

Luvidicus 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:07

can some1 explain to me how all these ppl are saying "Thats why I wear shorts"? If your boner isnt big enough to show through your pants, let alone shorts, then you got some problems down there. That is all.

doomsauced 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 12:21

You know what Freud would say? "There are no accidents."

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Friday 10 September 2010 14:13

Whether it was unintentional or not. You should have got up and went to your room until it was gone. I don't think I would feel comfortable sitting with my family in my underwear but, that's just me I guess.