Animals: Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having...

By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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0___0 9

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:26

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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dizzle_doneski 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:20

lololololol

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:25

**** YOUR MOM

sammmy129 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:34

one of the many reasons to dislike cats!

hersheyk0 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:44

i dont like this picture it doesnt give the fml justice

goldberg2046 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:54

don't eye charts start with the big letters at the top?

jmaster_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:03

#137--lol!

daisydukeduchess 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:34

omg thats funny and i agree w/ #139 and #137

Ric3ball 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:29

what did 137 say? Dx

justjayit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:40

I didn't even get the illustration until I read the FML, and then I just thought it looked kinda lame.

granite444 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:04

do #10... and film it

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