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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 19/07/2016 07:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:21

Considering that laundry, to many, is an awful chore, I'd say that he's being quite thoughtful. Happy Birthday op!

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farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:21

Considering that laundry, to many, is an awful chore, I'd say that he's being quite thoughtful. Happy Birthday op!

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