Today, it’s below freezing outside, and everyone is in coats...

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By abc - 22/12/2019 05:16

Today, it’s below freezing outside, and everyone is in coats and scarves. Meanwhile, I am wearing a tank top and shorts while sweating like a pig. Just like every winter. FML

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J15237 25

Monday 23 December 2019 20:46

This does not sound like it makes a lot of sense. You are dressed sexy in the winter?

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J15237 25

Monday 23 December 2019 20:46

This does not sound like it makes a lot of sense. You are dressed sexy in the winter?

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