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By SleeplessInSeattle - 07/05/2016 08:43 - United States - Issaquah

Today, it is 27 days until I move out of my narcissistic mother-in-laws house. At 1am, she was yelling at her husband in front of my door. I woke up and asked her to keep it down. She said "Quit being a little bitch. It's my house, deal with it." She yells at me when I walk at night. 27 days. FML.

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Maybe you should listen to her then....

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