Health: Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place...

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:24

that's sad

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imbored104 6

Friday 19 August 2011 8:29

this made my day go from awesome to fucktastic! :)

jagrulz555 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:29

Damn!!!! I only got a nickle. (and you think im kidding.)

Shellster 10

Friday 26 August 2011 20:49

The illustration made this FML that much better

awsomegurl14 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:22

Someone needs lypo ...

NeonBubblez 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:09

It's a *she..*

DestinyRights 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:56

The illustration somehow makes me wanna get some fat rolls... 0.o

PuNkGiRl2231 13

Monday 10 October 2011 16:06

Epic win illustration! XD

Lawl97 4

Monday 7 November 2011 5:43

last nights pay?

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:58

Search a bit deeper and maybe you'll find some better money!

upmybass 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 14:34

Next time your a little short for change at the store. Just start jumping around till you get the right amount. XD

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Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

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Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72

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Today, I fucked up by jacking off. I have trouble getting "in the mood" due to medication and other things, so when I do I'm excited to enjoy myself, though it often takes a while and a lot of physical effort to get there. However, in the process of getting off today, I threw out my back and my hip. I'm only 29. FML

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Today, I was yet again denied food stamps. They think I make $1000 a week with only 25 hours a week. Each time I have to apply, they say, "We get that number from your pay stubs." They don't understand that those are four separate weeks. I'm sure it's illogical for a part time bagger to make $40 an hour before taxes. FML

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Today, at our usual family gathering, Big Grandpa, the family patriarch, said with his loud super authoritative voice, "Hey! Where is granddaughter?" I responded, "Here, Grandpa!" He then disgruntledly yelled, "NO! I meant my PRETTY granddaughter!" FML

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Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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