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By MedoA - 27/05/2016 23:32 - United States - Rockville

Today,in class we were supposed to bring our baby pictures to class., then shuffle them and guess who it is. My crush got my picture and said outbound" who the fuck is this creature" it was me. Fml

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Scootythedog 17

Monday 30 May 2016 0:37

Well you chose the picture, creature.

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Scootythedog 17

Monday 30 May 2016 0:37

Well you chose the picture, creature.

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