Health: Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that...

By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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StreetReaper 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:05

The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.

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Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.

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fmlahahaha 5

Friday 17 February 2012 16:50

You should have just taken them off. That's what their met for.

megaaann_fml 9

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:20

“Oh, I’m just cutting off my underwear. You know, GIRL STUFF.”

megaaann_fml 9

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:23

“Oh, I’m just cutting off my underwear. You know, GIRL STUFF.”

lilpowers 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 5:32

Maybe gained a little since you bought them

PissyBitch Daily 13

Wednesday 6 September 2017 15:15

Considers this a wake up call, fatty. Get thee to a gym and start keto.

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