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By 25andDRY - 03/09/2018 07:50

Today, I can’t remember the last time my fiancée and I had sex. I heard him moaning in his sleep so I sternly said “No.” I thought he heard me since he was suddenly silent, but no. He was just unconsciously concentrating on working a long, nasty fart out. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 5 September 2018 17:08

Why are you complaining about a lack of sex, and turning him down at the same time? His fart was his unconscious mind indicating the state of your relationship.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 5 September 2018 17:08

Why are you complaining about a lack of sex, and turning him down at the same time? His fart was his unconscious mind indicating the state of your relationship.

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