Today, I work in a popular retail store. Our fitting rooms are... - FML

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By tinyhuman - 26/07/2017 07:32

Today, I work in a popular retail store. Our fitting rooms are locked to prevent theft so customers have to ask an employee to unlock a room first. An older lady today said "Oh! There you are. You need to grow so I can see you!" I'm almost 20 and 4'11". I'm not going to grow anymore. FML.

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wickedgetz 30

Thursday 27 July 2017 11:55

what does the fitting rooms have to do with your height?

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wickedgetz 30

Thursday 27 July 2017 11:55

what does the fitting rooms have to do with your height?

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