Intimacy: Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my...

By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:04

I guess you didn't see that one coming... I'm sorry, I had to.

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Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:04

Lovely roommate you have there. Go over to him, drop it back onto his face, and say: "I believe this is yours."

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SeeNote 1

Wednesday 3 October 2012 6:30

Lol @perdix

JOEGERNAUTT 1

Wednesday 3 October 2012 6:34

You're rude! I like it :)

porteezy 2

Wednesday 3 October 2012 9:28

Did she atleast smell good?

euuandne 1

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:22

Another reason to not get an roommate.

thatawkardone 2

Friday 5 October 2012 4:40

Ratchet .

being_random 3

Sunday 7 October 2012 13:18

LOL, that's disgusting

scatch 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:17

Beat the crap out of him next time.

splashface1 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:19

I'm thinking his things are moved out for revenge???

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