Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room....

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:25

Best. Username. Ever.

mangasempai 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:27

I wouldn't put "mom" "scream" and "sex" in the same sentence. I have been scarred too many times...

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christina3466 17

Saturday 23 August 2014 6:14

Sex and the City is my show.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 23 August 2014 6:22

You're a good kid.

Unlucky_Genius 18

Saturday 23 August 2014 7:14

I thought the username was a Bates Motel reference.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 23 August 2014 7:28

Maybe she should try something else hopefully anything except 50 shades

CassyCain 5

Saturday 23 August 2014 14:13

me with supernatural

vikky538 28

Saturday 23 August 2014 15:30

the username is awesome...

AFaye3964 17

Saturday 23 August 2014 16:50

Early morning Heart-attack

SjoyousS 4

Saturday 23 August 2014 19:22

SEX AND THE CITY CAN CAUSE THESE THINGS, WHAT PLOT TURNING PART WAS IT?

vlader08 13

Saturday 23 August 2014 23:40

been there screamed that but not when ppl where sleeping though c'mon that's just rude

amisenho 11

Monday 25 August 2014 20:55

In other news, people still watch "Sex and the City".

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