Kids: Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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thee_most_dope 30

Saturday 3 January 2015 0:18

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

cadillacgal79 32

Saturday 3 January 2015 0:18

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

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KJ6 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:11

be the good child. buy your mom another toothbrush, and your brother a comb. Give them to them at the same time, stare at your bother, and say "you know why."

codyslong 12

Friday 9 January 2015 4:21

He sounds like a real winner; the catch of the family

emipanda 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 19:53

focking disgusting holy shit

lina21 12

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:09

At least it wasn't your toothbrush :)

allimead 2

Thursday 21 May 2015 3:59

Fuckstick

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