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By eonxghostx - 28/04/2016 13:08 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I went to work aside from being sick, only to end up throwing up in the food I was cooking for a costumer. FML

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Willman757 15

Friday 29 April 2016 3:55

What was the costumed customer wearing?

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Willman757 15

Friday 29 April 2016 3:55

What was the costumed customer wearing?

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