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By EquestriaGirl - 13/12/2016 13:32

Today, I went to work after watching seasons one and two of My Little Pony with my friends. I'll admit, it's actually a pretty good show, with the characters being pretty relatable for cartoon horses. So relateable, I accidentally said "somepony" when talking to my boss. FML

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Cthulhu_Agrees 6

Wednesday 14 December 2016 19:55

Say you have a daughter or something and you have to watch it with her, or man up and admit you watched it out of curiosity.

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Cthulhu_Agrees 6

Wednesday 14 December 2016 19:55

Say you have a daughter or something and you have to watch it with her, or man up and admit you watched it out of curiosity.

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