Love: Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card...

By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 841

You deserved it 32 278

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Backhanded

By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 016

You deserved it 2 761

By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 360

You deserved it 5 364

By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 480

You deserved it 52 340

By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 468

You deserved it 3 759

Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 360

You deserved it 47 146

By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 636

You deserved it 14 102

Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 480

You deserved it 5 010

By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 141

You deserved it 34 728

Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 896

You deserved it 9 559

By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 453

You deserved it 45 830

perdix 29

Monday 14 December 2009 0:40

If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:39

that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess

Comments

Firetiger 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:51

YDI for many reasons. First you are probably never going to see that person again after you walk out of the theater. Second, unless it was a guy and your size is small-what do you have to worry about? And you should look at whatever you are handing to the person first- how do you mistake the two? When you realize you made a mistake quickly tell them that is not it and hand them your ticket. Maybe they ripped it in half before they even saw it anyway-we are creatures of habit.

Kolby27 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:27

STFU, your an idiot... the guy can still see if she has small ****, the only possible way of this being embarrassing is if he OP is a guy and had a ticket that said 36 DD aight

palmtrees 1

Monday 14 December 2009 3:54

Why did you even need a card with your size written on it? Was it really too hard for you to just remember? If so... then yes FYL for only having one brain cell. Otherwise, not that big a deal.

uvhp 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:20

not an FML im sure your bf already knows what size you are and clearly doesn't care

lukascepanovic 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:49

it's not that bad if you have a tiny bra size

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 16:47

Well, if op has a tiny bra size, it would be even more mortifying.

joedog62 2

Monday 14 December 2009 4:58

what?

ynp092883 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:45

That's not fml at all but an oops

Euphorically 14

Monday 14 December 2009 5:46

If it got in it's an FML, get over it, you can't do anything about it. And it would be sorta embarrassing with your boyfriend seeing you giving out a bra size.

mawoo_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:51

who cares? I'm sure they can tell ur bra size by how big your **** are when they look at them

mawoo_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:53

ps props #7. I almost pissed myself laughing

T1MBO 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:17

"Hi there miss!" "May I see your tickets?" "Impressive but I asked to see your TICK-ets." If I were a guy I wouldn't hand out my dick size. Well maybe...