By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 363
You deserved it 5 366

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

That sucks. But it's what you were given.

BananaPancakesJJ 0

@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.

Comments

lizzy8696 0

ugh your so lucky I'm 14 years old 5"1 and I am 34DD - all because of my lovely genetics I'll give you some of mine !!

ThickHead 0

please child that's nothing your like a man then get some boob implants or eat up then loose wait if you eat your boobs will grow with you body then loose the weight an they stay. an btw your boobs are once again nothing just a bump with a nipple I'm a 40DD. an I'm only 15 -.- sucks Ik

#192 Obviously you've never seen 32AA boobs. There is still very much something there, and 32AA chests do not in any way resemble the chest of a man...Far from it. I'm also confused about why you're saying she should get implants and then say that having 40DD boobs sucks.

192 - What Nerds said. AND! Boobs shrink with your body when you lose weight, most of the time. They are made of weight and if you lose weight, most of the time you lose fat rather than muscle. Guess what boobs are made of?

MuchDance90s 0

judging by this thread? boobs are made of controversy.

justanotherbird 19

Being a 40DD just means you are fat and it is very likely that your DD size comes from being fat. If you didn't already know the 40 part means how big around your body is, hence the band size. Definitely not something to brag about. I'm a 32 band size, which means I'm 8 inches smaller than you in just my rib cage area. A good friend in high school used to be a 40DD. When she kicked her butt into gear with working out she went down to a big 34B, but looks much better now. I wouldn't be so blunt about the fatness, but you seem to have a pretty swelled head about having "DDs" and I thought I'd set it straight.

ZeeBest86 6

what's up everyones ass? (no pun doc) am I missing something? cuz I really didn't understand how the comment was rude...can someone explain? and do u guys forget where the **** u are? no one really cares to know about ur **** steph or whether u think someones comments r rude, if u don't like it then ignore it and stfu.

193 - Would you care to take a look at the rules posted on the FML site? I'm sure they say something about rude comments like that not being allowed... which is why I even mentioned it in the first place. Please take your own advice and shut the **** up... If you don't like what I comment on, move along and ignore it. Simple as that. In case you didn't notice, Boners brought up MY **** in the first place. Just thought we'd settle that right here, right now. Oh, and I quote: Please don't post any shocking or hateful comments about other users or the original poster of the FML. Remember, FMyLife is a site open to a wide audience. I understand that he tried to make a joke, but you all need to suck it up and accept that he failed and took it too far.

anlhawks 5

im also a member of the 32a club <3 gotta love it... not really, idk why girls want small boobs, I mean big boobs arent cute either but I'd rather be like 32b yano? grr I hate bein skinny, honestly I do cuz it doesnt even look good I wish I cud gain 20 frickin pounds

sammigirl148 0

I have 34 dd, I'm 5 foot, and I'm only 14 I suffer from sever back pain it rele sucks I wish I had smaller boobs not like a but maybe c

MeasaV123 0

Ok, we get it. You want people over the Internet to look at your chest (considering that this is your 4th post) so STFU.

Zues01 0

small Ta Tas are hot, don't worry about it! A lot of men like small petite girls, and as it was said before; anything more than a handful is a waste.

osnapitzarii 0

It pisses me off when girls whine about how small their chests are. Oh boohoo, big deal! I'm a 32C and hating it, it makes me feel overweight, not to mention odd in comparison to my age.

Y do u evn bother to wear 1 when u got nothin to hold up?