Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country...

By hrmpf - 19/01/2016 14:37 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:02

So I guess your language skills just aren't cutting it, huh?

andits 21

Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:55

Next time take a pic of the hair you want.

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xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:26

Oh Lord, was it a buzz cut?

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:36

Should have called Dora!

pkclaudiubc 7

Wednesday 20 January 2016 15:26

happend to me too

SNR1979 2

Wednesday 20 January 2016 20:33

Better than saying the wrong thing at the gynecologists?

more4me 27

Friday 22 January 2016 22:37

And THAT is how I got my first mullet! Now I take photos .

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