By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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crumsnatcha 4

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

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senorcristian 0

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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Spike_The_Vamp 5

that happened to me when i was like 7. apparently i layed on a piece of purple gum or something and my mom totally freaked out and took me to the hospital and the doctor just scraped it off with his nail.

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heeyoh386 0

perhaps he got caught out in the rain... the chocolate rain

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cookie45man 0

wow thats realy ef'd up

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Anonny125 0

You are officially the only person older than 10 that I know with a record of getting food in strange places.

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ArtemisFox 1

You know people, a lot of these FMLs are made up. Stop being so rude!

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Kua_Mei 0

I love the chart in the background with different levels of pain.

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magicstar 0

why was chocolate on ur back anyways???

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Scorch117 0

When was the last time you showered?

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bubo_fml 10

Chocolate is a code word for dookie!

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