Today, I went to get my wisdom teeth removed I asked my girlfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 23:13

Today, I went to get my wisdom teeth removed I asked my girlfriend to come with me so she could drive me home because I can't drive after having laughing gas. Apparently I started talking about Shannon so she left me in the parking lot of the dentist because she thought I was cheating. I had to walk 2 miles home. Shannon is my mom. FML

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anRNsLife 11

Monday 9 September 2019 19:07

Laughing has effects stop as soon as the gas is turned off. You could drive yourself.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 16 August 2019 20:12

So your ex was at the stage of your relationship where she drives you to and from the dentist, but she didn't make it as far as knowing your mom's name? I'd say you dodged a bullet, but in all honesty, how new was your relationship if she didn't know your mom's name?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 16 August 2019 20:12

So your ex was at the stage of your relationship where she drives you to and from the dentist, but she didn't make it as far as knowing your mom's name? I'd say you dodged a bullet, but in all honesty, how new was your relationship if she didn't know your mom's name?

anRNsLife 11

Monday 9 September 2019 19:07

Laughing has effects stop as soon as the gas is turned off. You could drive yourself.

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