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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!

User57777 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Just leave her.

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CountryCutie90 5

Monday 4 February 2013 5:11

Ya... About that no girl likes being reminded shes a *****, better luck next time op

tabletoplady 11

Monday 4 February 2013 6:02

Time to go mack on someone else, sir.

yadrenac 5

Monday 4 February 2013 6:09

You should hook up with her friend

alialley 10

Monday 4 February 2013 7:59

Does she know she's your girlfriend?

Norvi 26

Monday 4 February 2013 20:45

Are you sure she knows you're dating?

TurkeySlab 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 2:50

DAFAQ??????????

Baybiiie 11

Tuesday 5 February 2013 3:41

Are you absolutely sure she knows she's your girlfriend?

McCoy50 1

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:19

you need to grow a pair

gdam 4

Tuesday 5 February 2013 8:25

LOL... Sorry

Hamz1989 13

Tuesday 5 February 2013 10:15

Should've filed a charge against her friend and dumped that wench on the spot.

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