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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2015 0:12

Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.

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Sunday 1 March 2015 0:10

Did your spidy sense kick in ?

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MGS428 8

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:36

Could've been your urethra

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Monday 2 March 2015 0:07

Oh, Gawd...my worst nightmare...At least you're ok now.

iwadasn 32

Monday 2 March 2015 0:50

Australia. Of course.

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Monday 2 March 2015 2:16

Thanks for the eternal nightmares.

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Monday 2 March 2015 2:42

Absolutely horrifying. FYL.

qr_fml 21

Monday 2 March 2015 4:31

Where the **** do you live?

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Monday 2 March 2015 4:35

Who,what,when,where,how, and WHY

pikawarriors 18

Monday 2 March 2015 4:50

I have arachnophobia, I probably would have torn my face off before reaching the car to go to the doctor's office

ImagineCrazy 27

Monday 2 March 2015 12:36

Much cringe..

usmc_sean 8

Monday 2 March 2015 13:58

Just another great example of what Australia has to offer

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