Today, I went through my wife's phone only to find she was texting...

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2018 03:25

Today, I went through my wife's phone only to find she was texting her ex that she was cheating on me with 6 months ago and told me she wouldn't message him again. Her only response was she loved him more than me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 24 August 2018 8:10

Let him have her. You can do better than that scum. Sorry the ***** wrecked your marriage.

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Thursday 30 August 2018 20:51

bye bye twawaffle

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 24 August 2018 8:10

Let him have her. You can do better than that scum. Sorry the ***** wrecked your marriage.

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Thursday 30 August 2018 20:51

bye bye twawaffle

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