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By fabulousfiasco - 06/06/2016 16:39 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I went online to order more hardwood flooring so we can finish the last couple rooms of our house. The flooring is discontinued and we have two more rooms to go. FML

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codyolimason 12

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:08

The problem with your reasoning of YDI id that the op was doing it room by room meaning they were probably buying it when they could afford it. Although your idea about the complementing flooring for the last 2 rooms is a good one.

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codyolimason 12

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:08

The problem with your reasoning of YDI id that the op was doing it room by room meaning they were probably buying it when they could afford it. Although your idea about the complementing flooring for the last 2 rooms is a good one.

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