Love and Health: Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant....

By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Same thing different taste

First date going well

By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

By George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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Bad date

By echolaker2019 - 11/04/2016 03:57 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, I had a second date with a really hot guy I met at the mall. Lucky for me, I went into anaphylactic shock from shrimp and the guy called my parents. When I left the hospital, I was notified that after he called my parents, he ordered more food and charged it to my credit card on file. FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By Ugh - 13/12/2016 14:39

Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Liah12 - 05/03/2016 13:52 - United States - Holt

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 24 October 2018 6:09

"I then got out of my chair, called him a psychotic freak, and left the restaurant." Right?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 7 November 2018 14:42

I hope you reacted appropriately by telling the waiter "he'll have the bill" and leaving...

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 24 October 2018 6:09

"I then got out of my chair, called him a psychotic freak, and left the restaurant." Right?

Phillycheeze 20

Wednesday 7 November 2018 13:03

I hope he was fooling around. If not... Time to leave that whackadoodle at the table.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 7 November 2018 14:21

Even if he had ordered something you like ordering for your date is a major turnoff.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 7 November 2018 14:42

I hope you reacted appropriately by telling the waiter "he'll have the bill" and leaving...

whiskey'swino 15

Wednesday 7 November 2018 14:56

And that is when I realized his sarcasm game was strong- sense of humor not so much.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:13

How rude! If he decided the date was a mistake, he should have done the proper and chivalrous thing: Excuse himself to the bathroom and climb out the window! Classy.

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:34

Either he's not a good listener or he don't give a, damn. 😂

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:09

"I'm deathly allergic to dairy, how about we spend the day at a cheese factory?"

stitchilicous626_Turo 16

Wednesday 7 November 2018 20:09

Run.

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 8 November 2018 0:48

I take it you got up and left but I do wonder, why the hell would you go to a seafood restaurant of you are "deathly allergic" to shrimp? WTF is wrong with you?