Work: Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would...

By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 12:00

Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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It wasn't me

By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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By FallCameEarly - 27/02/2014 06:21 - United States - Alhambra

Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML

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By Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 16:57 - United States - Avon

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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Friday 3 July 2009 9:50

ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol

AnnaBananas 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:52

ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?

Comments

amaneylandx3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:17

was it a shitty book?

SeaGhile 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:01

Who would disrespect a book in such a manner?! Some people... -SeaGhile

loserboii 11

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:05

LMAO!!!!¡ i hope it wasnt a cook book :)

RKftw 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:14

man... i gotta try this

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:41

YDI for working in a library, work in a retirement center like me next time and shit like this won't happen... literally.

E40_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:55

HAHA #85. It must have been a shitty review.

Itstopsecret 0

Friday 19 March 2010 17:22

How retarded can someone get?Seriously...

aidenkush 0

Friday 28 May 2010 6:06

wow that just really sucks ..how imature

Greyavenger19 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:29

#14 go **** urself. yeah I'm a teen and damn proud of it 2. and as 4 the OP, get a different job thts the most boring job in the world.

handytaco 0

Friday 27 August 2010 14:50

Don't blame that on punks and don't use the word punk as a generalisation for teenagers. What happened was more akin to the actions of a chav. In order to illustrate their point, a punk would do stuff that, while not necessarily constructive, would more clearly depict the point they were trying to get across. Merely ******** in a book does not carry a particular message apart from "Look at me, I'm a G and I'm shittin' in your books."