Intimacy: Today, I was with my band first time on stage in gym in our school... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2016 13:58 - Czech Republic

Today, I was with my band first time on stage in gym in our school (we had talent show). Many people in school think I'm an idiot so I wanted show them that I'm big boss. When I came to the stage I stumbled over cable and fell on ground. 500 people - schoolmates and teachers were laughing. FML

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Moopster 16

Monday 13 June 2016 23:32

'I wanted to show them that I'm....' Never ends well.

Izabushel 65

Monday 13 June 2016 23:54

A literal demonstration of 'pride goes before a fall'.

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Moopster 16

Monday 13 June 2016 23:32

'I wanted to show them that I'm....' Never ends well.

Izabushel 65

Monday 13 June 2016 23:54

A literal demonstration of 'pride goes before a fall'.

soovyl 18

Tuesday 14 June 2016 15:37

I'm calling bullshit

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