Intimacy: Today, I was talking to my neighbor which I had a crush on when... - FML

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By Rusty - 14/07/2016 08:53

Today, I was talking to my neighbor which I had a crush on when she decided to kiss me. I thought my dream had come true then she said "That was definitely not worth the 10$ my friend promised me". She then tried to give me a tip on kissing then proceeded to kick me out. FML

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Elgrin 15

Friday 15 July 2016 22:00

One: she's a bitch who's obviously not worth you giving the time of day to, and two: you can do better OP. Crushes come and go.

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Elgrin 15

Friday 15 July 2016 22:00

One: she's a bitch who's obviously not worth you giving the time of day to, and two: you can do better OP. Crushes come and go.

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