Today i was talking to a teen Customer im pretty close too and... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Suckysandy - 03/11/2017 07:48

Today i was talking to a teen Customer im pretty close too and brought up that i am unmarried living with my bf of 7 years. I thought it was no big deal and said as much. I forgot i live in the south. I got a complaint issued. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 57

You deserved it 16

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

interesting33 36

Sunday 5 November 2017 23:50

why would they complain? on what grounds?

crims0nangel 16

Monday 6 November 2017 4:05

Seriously? I am wondering the same thing. Im confused as the what living in the south has to do with this. I live in the south and only super religious people said anything about me living with someone. Those types are everywhere.

Comments

Mynxie 26

Sunday 5 November 2017 21:14

Why would you tell such things to a customer, let alone a teen customer?

crims0nangel 16

Monday 6 November 2017 4:05

Seriously? I am wondering the same thing. Im confused as the what living in the south has to do with this. I live in the south and only super religious people said anything about me living with someone. Those types are everywhere.

interesting33 36

Sunday 5 November 2017 23:50

why would they complain? on what grounds?

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 130

You deserved it 8 178

Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 521

You deserved it 107

Today, when I selected my classes last semester, I could have taken my required-to-graduate foreign language classes on something doable like Spanish. Instead, not knowing what I was getting into, I selected Classical Greek. It's too late to change my language and my uninformed choice is going to cost me my degree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 346

You deserved it 1 393

Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 467

You deserved it 3 941

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 085

You deserved it 1 747

Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 545

You deserved it 3 081