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By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

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Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML

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Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML

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Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML

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By toritoratora - 26/11/2012 05:27 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

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By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:59 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML

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By isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:07

Uganda be kidding me!

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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CathBerlein 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:57

Wow your friend isn't very bright, I live in Africa and yea things are bad but that doesn't take away from the fact that we are proudly African, we aren't just going to leave maybe if you came here you would see what an amazing place this is. If problems are so big here then donate to helping Africans moving people out is just going to mess up all the other countries. We may have problems here but trust me its not the whole of Africa, its places like Zimbabwe and Angola etc...

glicbr600 0

Friday 16 March 2012 7:55

*** that all they do is take problems where ever they go!

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:35

Tell your friend this If you are a Dee please don't marry a dee because then your kids will be DEE DEE DEE seriously does this person think hey maybe they are too poor to leave