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By rorylikesnoodles - 16/06/2016 04:38 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I was staying with my father and brother, and I needed to use the bathroom. As I was in the process of sitting down on the toilet, I realized there was an absence of toilet seat. It was too late. I fell into the toilet bowl, poo water splashing all over me and the floor. FML

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C8H18 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 0:04

Did you look at all? You missed seeing the lack of seat and that nobody flushed. I'm gonna say you deserved that one.

rorylikesnoodles 9

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:25

The thing is I was really tired. I stayed up really late the night before, and I wasn't quite awake enough to notice my surroundings

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C8H18 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 0:04

Did you look at all? You missed seeing the lack of seat and that nobody flushed. I'm gonna say you deserved that one.

rorylikesnoodles 9

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:25

The thing is I was really tired. I stayed up really late the night before, and I wasn't quite awake enough to notice my surroundings

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