By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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SamWGovan 6

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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rsbaker 3

I honestly laughed out loud. Too funny

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happyp 4

mmmm don't you just love some salty spray in your face? its like being at the seaside.

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kitsune3 20

Oh dear god, my ribs! I'm sorry, OP, but that was your own fault, and it's bloody ******* hilarious.

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lyflycat9297 4

Jerkin' the gherkin...that just might be the greatest slang for ************ I've ever heard.

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DeciusR 4

Well, to be fair, quite a few people (like myself) are into that. To an extent.

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frdmnky12 6

And now the strange and creepy messages flood the inbox....

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LemonLauren 2

Cross legged? Why? Why would you do that with your legs crossed?

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