Today I was saddened to realize my favorite pubic hair had fallen...

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2019 02:00

Today I was saddened to realize my favorite pubic hair had fallen out. Then I was even more saddened by the realization I have a favorite public hair. FML.

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Aphrodite 20

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:14

Never verbally say this to anyone. Not even yourself.

Aiden89 23

Thursday 24 January 2019 3:28

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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acmariner99 25

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:13

Public hair?

Hejira Hayes 8

Thursday 24 January 2019 6:39

It DID fall out, so it could be anywhere.

Aphrodite 20

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:14

Never verbally say this to anyone. Not even yourself.

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:15

Just.... why? smh

revidffum69 22

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:17

What are you 12? Well, I guess I'll have to pick one of the other 2 as my favorite now...

Gofuckyourself 24

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:18

You'll grow another one to replace it soon enough, chin up ❤

inappropes 31

Thursday 24 January 2019 3:04

I am more interested in what type of person even has this thought about hair in the first place. Because you sound like a crazy person.

Aiden89 23

Thursday 24 January 2019 3:28

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 January 2019 3:32

Generally, one hopes their pubic hair doesn’t go public, as it did here.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 24 January 2019 5:29

You make me sad, too. Favorite pubic hair? Really?

electriccpink 3

Thursday 24 January 2019 7:20

Um. I feel like this barely scratches the surface of the issues OP probably has.

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