By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Spicy
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 138 562
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Same thing different taste

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Rok_fml 0

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

littlemisslee 0

oh man.... are you traumatized?

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stringoffail 0

Today, I was about to come in here an indignantly grumble about the obnoxious a-holes who would actually click YDI on an FML about sexual assault. Then I laughed about "Subway Footlong". FML

LOL LOL LOL That's horrible but hilarious at the same time... o___O'''

auren15 9

He might have tried to pass an STD to you...

LMDaniel_Brendle 0

youre only putting this on FML because youre gay, and u want everyone to think youre straight.

YAAAAAAAY dickrubbiiiiiiiiing !!!! Dis iz YOUR best dae EVAAAAA !!!

Lol at the weird rubbing but ew... ... I wonder why am I not surprised that it's from Japan.

Dave Chappelle did a comedy routine about that guy.

coheedandcambria 0

Haha the subway footlong!!! You sir are a winner!