Transportation: Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden,...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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You deserved it 283

By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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You deserved it 3 977

By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 136

By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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You deserved it 1 882

By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.

SCBeauty1983 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/

Comments

EvenHopeHides 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:37

Crazy guy: 1 OP: 0

himom12 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:40

good story yuu should tell it at partys.

CaptainJ1000 1

Monday 17 January 2011 23:49

Should have seen that one coming...

lol_ironic_life 9

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:18

Maybe he felt ignored since you didn't stare at him intently during the whole ride?! I voted I agree, because that is one messed up dude must have been on something to do that!

Abbyrox2019 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:36

What the Fu**

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:43

That's pretty cool! Regarding the FML - what the heck were you reading?!

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:06

People are idiots, OP. Don't worry too much about it.

zombiegurl101 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:39

what was his problem?

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:30

Maybe he didn't like the book you were reading.

purple_sarah88 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:35

Please report him to the police. There could be CCTV on the train. He cannot attack people like that, he needs to be stopped! Veuillez informer la police. Il a pu y avoir télévision en circuit fermé sur le train.