Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see"...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By Baby driver - 19/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Fulton

Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:03

Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?

pinkdisco 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:02

...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?

Comments

metalwolf 17

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:11

Tom, you never know. He might live near the google headquarters or one of the schools that has an autonomous vehicle program. Vehicles driving themselves may be a common occurrence in his area.

mintcar 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:20

173, but not only white folks are racist.

xbox2king 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:22

Ya know, I'm sure his superiors would love getting a report on him about that. Should file a complaint, if you can :3

d0hhhhhhhhhEY 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:03

Racism is found in all races. But anyway if the cop let you go then just laugh it off and tell your friends. No harm done.

mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:04

yikes

SuicidalSalmon 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:17

No, you got pulled over for your illegally tinted windshield.

jojimugo 20

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:49

It's called DWB people happens all the time, is it ok ? Nope, but I have learnt to live with it. Can't worry about shit I can't control

The_F3rris 11

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:45

All he saw were eyes and teeth.

silencebabyy 23

Thursday 13 September 2012 15:14

because the car was driving by itself. what a douche

JohnnyBravo2 3

Thursday 13 September 2012 17:13

Everyone automatically thinking the guys a racist or idiot needs to stop & consider that maybe he thought a kid or someone equally short was driving. Also, he didn't say what kind of road or highway he was on but maybe he stopped it to jus make sure someone was driving & that it was a runaway car. I hate it when people just automatically assume someone's racist. Those of you that do are part of the problem in the world today. Sorry that happened to you guy but I think if he was racist he would've said he stopped you for something else instead of what he said.