Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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xox_what_now 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:40

Petifile

cinderella_smile 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:42

thats what you get for farting in a kittens face. you got what you deserved

Moooshie 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:44

I, hope you can't have kids. I actually hope you can't perform sexually at all. Yeah, cause a kitten would totally get the joke and laugh hysterically. Or you're a disgusting dude and need to stop harassing poor animals. Have fun with your balls. ;)

candy_cane_child 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:46

I have never in my life laughed so hard at a FML as I did this one.

jarrettk 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:51

You are disgusting. I hope that kitten disenabled you to have children. Seriously. You're gross.

Crazy_Cookie 4

Monday 8 June 2009 1:54

LMFAO. I bet it hurt. ROFL Sorry, I'm not laughing that it hurt, just that your cat's funny haha.

minime33567 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:55

oh shit cat clawz ****** hutrt r u ok lol

bluedevil27 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:58

Your ******* weird

verycherry941 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:07

thats what you get for being a ******** to the kitty

JayFrankus 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:23

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