Love: Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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JoshTheMaggot 8

Friday 11 February 2011 1:08

Don't you like onions?

SandraGee 7

Friday 11 February 2011 1:36

I guess she made a "pass" at you.

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YtotsDI 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:47

hehe it's sook fun ^.^

kologen 4

Friday 11 February 2011 3:52

shyt dat aint rite

lionheart822 13

Friday 11 February 2011 4:12

shyt nither iz ur speling.

unrose 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:28

^

demetrius19 7

Friday 11 February 2011 3:53

Nasty little girl. lol little funny tho

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Friday 11 February 2011 3:57

oh god that is groddy

lionheart822 13

Friday 11 February 2011 4:09

okay I'm glad some other people found this could possibly be attractive. Idm a hot chick you doesn't mind being real. xD

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:13

he later cried while masturbating to her fart

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Friday 11 February 2011 4:21

cool story bro

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Friday 11 February 2011 4:25

Hello!

nikki9tails 3

Friday 11 February 2011 4:28

lol the comments well the ones I could read is funnier then the fml

Mysterious_Ninja 0

Friday 11 February 2011 4:33

I'm so fat! I weigh 61 pounds!

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Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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