Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a...

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:29

"Your life is ******" because you are dumb enough to get driving a car and walking confused.

candyxpopcorn 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:37

LOL! Not an FML though.

skierguy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:41

BULL SHIT!

surt 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:48

youre dumb

brenna805 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:51

hahaha knee-jerk reaction or what?! you must speed a lott hahah

Blunted 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:59

#41 I was thinking the same exact thing.

jennaboo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:46

wow.... im glad you slowed down, for the safety of everyone else on the sidewalk

rachelbrianna25 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:58

WOOOW!! That's sad. Stop smoking perhaps? Ya know what I mean?

0 3

Friday 1 May 2009 9:09

If you live in the USA, the cop probably would have shot you for walking too fast.

suckingatlife 9

Friday 1 May 2009 9:24

that is really funny I'm sorry though

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