Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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APit 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:14

this is hilarioooousss lol i actually laughed out loud at this! i have moments like this too often

reesie 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:14

yeah, i'm sorry... not an FML.

iloveericmaynor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:16

hahahahah this is great. its totally an fml..

wow_ydto 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:16

wow, that must have been some quality pot you had

genki008 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:18

nice #97

CarpeDM 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:19

Being stupid doesn't constitute an FML...

_FYL_ 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:20

WTF.. how is this an fml..not even funny, just ******* stupid and sad..

InTheAyer 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:24

thats not an fml. *in stupid sarcastic dummy voice* wow im so stupid, those two cops must think i'm a huge idiot for walking SLOWER!! not fyl f the fact that ur an ass

scrinmaster 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:25

No one could be that stupid.

idkmybffjill1 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:27

hmmmm you're a dumbass. I wonder if this is real or you are just making it up. I honestly don't understand how someone could be so stupid.

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